Lavatory Philosophy

I have dragged myself to office today.Morning began with an introspective session on the purpose of life and the existence of human-kind, most suitably while I was busy at the commode. Commode - the most inventive and useful creation of man;It serves not merely as a device that takes all your shit, but also as a magic chair that makes you think about things you probably would not have anywhere else... not even in a church! Commodes are of two kinds - Western and Indian ( I ve seen the hybrids too, but lets not get into the details of the acrobatics involved in aiming ur stuff to its destined place of exit) ... I think better on the Wetern commodes ...

I thought about two things - Life and Death..

Life - is a shit-pot. You dump your happy shit and your sad shit in it .. and that is what you make it full of ... SHIT!! .. Death is the flush ... once you are done you need to flush.. it is an inevitable process. If you do not flush, somebody else will... and if nobody flushes, things will get messy....

Death - will come by .. Each and every one of us will die... We have to die, not to go to heaven,not to go to hell, not to be reincarnated, not to attain soul-status ... we have to die merely to perish.. We have to die to complete this irreversible (Botox is a temporary age-defying solution) cycle of life. We have to die to flush our shit down ...
Death is inevitable. If you dont flush, it can get messy.....